Oops! A mermaid finds herself stark naked after her fins dry.
If you ever see a naked girl near a body of water, don't assume she's a nudist or a crazy exhibitionist. Chances are she's a mermaid and when their fins disappear, they're naked. As we learned in the 1984 film Splash, when a mermaid washes up on shore, and her fins dry, those fins become legs. Even though legs magically appear, well... clothes don't!
Yes, it's true: mermaids don't have clothes.
So if you're ever near a body of water and see a beautiful, naked blonde, don't freak out and don't call the cops. Just give the poor girl something to cover up with.
Indeed, people tend to overreact when a naked mermaid washes ashore, as we saw in the movie Splash with Daryl Hannah. This poor mermaid in the video below got arrested!
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